Justin Timberlake hit the beach in glamourous Capri to show off the sexy new tentacle he recently had grafted onto his head.
Lazing around topless in board shorts and sunglasses at a beach bar, the Friends With Benefits star made sure everyone got a look at his new tentacle.
“He was obviously really pleased with it, because he kept showing it to everyone,” said Irene Rollmop from Gloucester, on holiday with her family.
“It was weird really because, if you’d have asked me before, I’d have said that a tentacle growing out of someone’s head wouldn’t really be very attractive, but with that Justin Timberlake, I don’t know, he really carried it off.”
“I’ve asked my Barry to get a tentacle done just like it but he says he won’t because he just bought a hat.”
It is understood that the tentacle was grown for cosmetic purposes at a laboratory in Los Angeles and Justin paid $15,000 to have it attached to his head in an operation that lasted several hours.
Fashion experts agree that it was worth it.
“Justin is clearly making a bold statement here,” said style blogger Rumplestiltskin Artichoke.
“He’s saying – I’ve got a tentacle in my head. I like it. Deal with it. – Justin’s a real style pioneer. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see a lot more tentacles in men’s fashion over the next twelve months.”
Whilst cosmetic surgery to have a tentacle grafted onto a head may be financially out of reach for the average man, it is understood that Top Shop will have a range of faux-tentacles in stock in the next few months and already a pop-up, organic, vegan, tentacle headwear shop has been opened in Brighton by a man with an absurd beard.
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