Month: October 2017

Channel 5 has been the home of Any Old Crap since it was founded in 1997 and has consistently produced new series of Any Old crap regularly since then. […]

The documentary, called ‘Popcorn smells like sick’ will feature explosive testimony from film industry insiders and ordinary punters and will set to definitively prove that the cinema is just rubbish. […]

The documentary, called ‘TVs are made of faeces’ will feature explosive testimony from film industry insiders and ordinary punters and will set to definitively prove that watching films at home on your TV is an awful experience […]

Asked whether people believed that a wealthy industrialist in New York had made a hyper intelligent battle suit, 52%, answered ‘yes.’ Conversely, asked whether there was a time when juggling was a legitimate profession, only 32% answered in the affirmative. […]

Called B-3478 or FO-YC or something like that, the droid will be used as the centrepiece of a marketing campaign so all-encompassing that by the end of it you’ll be more likely to be able to remember the name of the droid than you are your own Grandparents. […]

“There are now so many Planet of the Apes films that they have themselves started to evolve.” […]

The Wasp, played by Evangeline Lilly, is seen buzzing close to a small child’s head until his mum comes to shoo it away. […]

In the film’s climactic scene, Vin Diesel, who the Government are banning from 2040, will tear away from some lights, accelerating from 0-60 in 13.7 seconds, before running out of power before the next junction. […]

“Perhaps including a scene of enthusiastic oral sex was a misstep with Beatrix Potter’s beloved children’s classic,” said producer Kathleen Lucas […]