A new documentary about how dreadful an experience watching films on your TV is will debut next year in cinemas across the globe
The documentary, called ‘TVs are made of faeces’ will feature explosive testimony from film industry insiders and ordinary punters and will set to definitively prove that watching films at home on your TV is an awful experience
“This is going to be explosive,” said director David LeBlanc
“We got one guy who tells the story of how he sat down to watch a DVD and accidentally crushed his chihuahua, then endured a visit from an elderly aunt who spent three hours explaining everything the man was doing wrong in his life and finally had the ceiling collapse due to his wife have energetic sex with the neighbour upstairs.”
“Did you know that more people suffer heart attacks whilst watching films at home than any other activity? Did you know that the average sofa contains 40lb of dead human skin? Did you know that sitting down makes you infertile?”
“You know, it’s 2017. It’s not 1970. Watching films at home is just dismal. It’s about someone made a spoke up against it and that’s what this film is all about.”
The blockbuster cinema documentary may never be seen on television
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