New superhero film Barrel-scraper Man currently shooting

Exciting news for superhero fans as it is revealed that a brand-new superhero is coming in a new film.

Barrel-scraper Man is an ordinary man who, after accidentally ingesting the scrapings from the bottom of the barrel, develops powers that make him able to scrape the bottom of a barrel for any old rubbish.

“Yeah, we’re real excited about Barrel-scraper Man,” said director McSchnieder.

“I mean, a new superhero film about a man who can really, really scrape the bottom of the barrel is something that people will go and watch.

“I mean, they might not want to or anything but, you know, we had Ant-man, so I think it’s pretty clear that if a picture’s got a superhero in it then they’ll go and see it.”

Although plot details are unconfirmed, the rumour is that Barrel-scraper man finds out that no one has any ideas left and so, after being imbued with powers that allow him to scrape the bottom of a barrel, spends the entire film scraping the bottom of numerous barrels trying to find an idea.

It is expected that, as Barrel-scraper Man is a superhero film, it will inexplicably make a squillion dollars at the box-office and the public can look forward to at least two more Barrel-scraper Man films during the course of the next three years, before a break of eighteen months or so and then a reboot of the much-loved franchise with a whole new cast.