As expected, it has been announced that all future TV shows will be spin-offs of Game of Thrones.
There had been five separate Game of Thrones spin-offs all in production, earlier this week, that rose to 36, and now it has been confirmed that everyone in the world is just going to make Game of Thrones spin-offs and have done with it.
“Boobs, swearing and violence are just really popular,” said Stewart James, showrunner for the new Game Of Thrones/Antiques Roadshow crossover – Tits and Teapots.
“So, when the spin-offs started, I think everyone started to think ‘Game of Thrones spin-offs, that’s a good idea. Let’s put boobs, swearing and violence in our show and say it’s a Game of Thrones spin-off.’ It could be argued that it means everything’s getting a bit stale, but you can do things to make a quality show stand out.
“With our show: Antiques Roadshow, the format was getting a little stale, we needed to shake it up a bit, so making it a Game of Thrones spin-off seemed the obvious choice.”
Tits and Teapots will see it retain the original cast but they will all present the programme naked but for a fur loincloth. All antiques will be referred to with swearwords – ‘lovely f**king jar,’ ‘big s**tting wardrobe.’ The programme will conclude with the bloody slaughter of the person who brings in the least valuable item
Other Game of Thrones spin-offs will so a new political discussion programme where all participants are naked and battle to the death, a cake-baking programme in which all the participants are naked and battle to the death, and a light comedy about a married woman embarking on affair in which all the participants are naked and battle to the death.
They will all still be more edifying than Naked Attraction
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