A follow-up to The Sixth Sense. It was to be called The Seventh Sense, and would have explored that incredible human ability to know where your partner’s keys are when they say they’ve lost them. […]
He really broke through with the gritty action classic -The Interceptors, a film described by the Guardian’s Peter Bradshaw as ‘a film.’ […]
Some adverts start. They’re about cars and are totally interesting. I agree with one of the adverts that maybe I do deserve freedom to break free from my life. But I checked and the car they were advertising was £13,000, and I work in HMV. […]
Bad Boys 3 was to feature the return of detectives Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett and follow the familiar template of the pair getting into a variety of scrapes with sexy, sexy ladies and insisting just a little bit too much that there is no homosexual attraction between them […]
“Call Of Duty has always been about giving the player the realism of the battlefield, and what could be more realistic than a real-live battlefield” […]
“It’s Bourne, because he’s Jason Bourne, and Bourne free, like Born Free – the classic film and song. Hilarious.” […]
The previous film saw the Terminator sent back into the past from the future of the present’s past’s 2nd timeline created in the future to protect Daenerys Targaryen, for some reason. […]
The film will use the original legend’s title – ‘Hot Dang! It’s Robin Hood’ – and will be set, accurately, in Wyoming Forest. […]
Hatman will feature an ordinary man who, when he puts on the hat, is imbued with the powers of a man wearing a hat. […]
After a particularly intense scene of Jedi training, wise mentor Luke Skywalker takes his new protégé to a space café for a cup of tea and a bender in a bun. […]
“After three months of undergoing four or five hours of daily makeup to appear as a naked woman, it became clear that perhaps the role should go to someone who already has these bits” […]
“I’m going to go on that each Saturday evening and tweet about how I’ve never heard of any of them and how I don’t understand why people keep watching it.” […]
She’d won an Oscar for her eponymous turn in Annie Hall playing someone or other. […]
What appalling crime must have I committed in previous life to condemn me to this regular infliction of histrionic offal that is cinema in 2017. […]
Cruise admitted, “It’s always been my dream to play the role of a generic politician desperately trying to sound earnest and genuine as she lies, bare-faced, to millions of UK citizens watching.” […]
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