“I mean, there was a superhero female film last year and girls can watch that if they want to see a superhero female, I don’t see why we need any more films with superhero females in.” […]
“Chandler will not actually drive any of the cars, but will stand at the side of each and every segment offering disparaging, humorous remarks.” […]
The Happy Meal, which featured toys based on the characters of 1950s London dressmaker Reynolds Woodcock and his sister Cyril and an overriding theme of artistic angst, have proved to be a turn-off for McDonalds younger patrons. […]
“In retrospect, I think hitting the T-Rex with a whip narked him off rather than got him to ‘Sit!’ Barbara Woodhouse has a lot to answer for.” […]
“He’s shocking, he’s unconventional, he’s not afraid to use some javascript to arrest the CPU cycle and prep the memory core for background multi-threading.” […]
“These guys have all got special white hats, so they’re probably really important and work in IT or something.” […]
There was a skateboard park in Hobbiton, the Orcs all listened to rock/rap bands, and Gandalf wore a global hypercolour t-shirt. […]
I don’t know if you know or not, but there is, like, loads and loads of sex on the internet, and you don’t have to sit through a load of car adverts before you watch it. […]
Olympus Has Fallen 21.00 – Gerard Butler nonsense from time when taking the White House by force was seen as a bad thing. […]
According to the Hollywood grapevine, Zac Efron communicated with an advanced species from a planet known as T-011f533 who chose to make contact after watching Bad Neighbours 2 and concluding that we are now an advanced enough species to warrant interstellar communication. […]
“Then the executives demanded that this week’s technical challenge be instead replaced by a drag race between Charlize Theron and The Rock.” […]
Scott will be joining previous winners such as Stephen Spielberg, Richard Attenborough, and Dame Maggie Smith. […]
It will be the first time that the saga has featured nudity since the little seen 80s spin-off comedy – Ewok Frat House Sex Pool Party. […]
Made in 1981, Porky’s was a popular comedy about lots and lots of young women taking their tops off […]
“It’s tough to film a hilarious scene of Peter falling over when you’ve just seen a desperate rabbit pawn their last carrot for a hit of smack” […]
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