EA have announced that the next instalment of their hugely popular Battlefield series will be set in a huge fight in a pub car park on the outskirts of Coventry.
The single player campaign will start with the player enjoying a nice pint before someone accuses someone else of looking at his bird and it all absolutely kicks off.
The player then has to battle his way out of the pub to safety.
“We are super excited about the single player campaign,” said EA exec Amy Stone.
“There is a set-piece in an overflowing toilet that is going to blow people’s minds.
“Its the most realistic use of used condoms and soggy fag butts ever seen in a game.”
However, as is always the case with Battlefield games, the real meat and drink will be the popular multilayer mode.
This will be a huge 100 player fight in the pub car park.
“Oh wow! That is super intense,” continued Ms Stone.
“A hundred players just tearing into each other. It really captures to excitement of a huge fight in a pub car park.
“There’s a terrific array of weapons as well, from pint glasses to pool queues. Just like in real life, if you can pick something up then you can smash it into someone else’s face.”
Battlefield: Tear-up in the car park will be available later this year on all major platforms.
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