Month: November 2017

“Yeah man, I frickin’ love those old seventies Little and Large shows,” said Quentin. […]

Since the trailer was released earlier, men and women all over the world have found love in their heart, joy and happiness has spread through all peoples, and Mrs Walpole of Bridlington, Yorkshire has found the keys she lost last Thursday. […]

“If I see Kevin MacCallister hit that man in the face with an iron again, I’m going to scream.” […]

Many people would have hoped that the first piece of global legislation would be a restriction on the use of landmines or universal provision of malaria medicine but the Stranger Things spoilers problem was seen as the single most pressing global issue today. […]

“You don’t get to see absolutely everything but I bet you do in the actual film. I bet they have it off loads and you end up seeing her boobs and bum and everything.” […]

The rumoured plot features a previously undiscovered island on which a deranged John Hammond started to genetically engineer hundreds of different strands of Jeff Goldblum. […]

The original featured Mel develop special powers to hear what women are thinking after being hit by some sort of mind-ray…or something, to be honest, we really can’t remember. He probably learnt an important lesson in the end, though. […]

The announcement is good news for fans of the most expensive painting in the world, of which there is definitely one, and he must really, really like it. […]

The advert begins with a crash of thunder and the sound of a moody, acoustic version of Say You’ll Be Mine by Steps. […]

“Andie McDowell had a bunch of sex, the idiot British guy treads in excrement, Hugh Grant’s got great hair. Good times, right?” […]