Month: November 2017

“It’s 2017. Why shouldn’t the Doctor have a green toothbrush. I mean, she’s an alien with two hearts, so I think it’s fine.” […]

Set in the county town of Chelmsford, the player will take on the role of Big Wayne, a painter and decorator. […]

“You see, 60 endings was probably fine in 2009, but this is, what, 2017? People demand more endings these days. Many, many more endings, like, well over 500. We’ve currently got 562 endings.” […]

“It’s no excuse. I pay my license fee. I expect better. You don’t see Sky letting major plot points from Game of Thrones get revealed in childhood rhymes from 30 years ago, do you?” […]

“The only way to get this picture to convincingly look as if it’s filmed on an alien planet is to film it on an alien planet, and if the bean-counters don’t like it, then they’ll have to answer to me, damn it.” […]

“Wow, she’s definitely blown my mind by suggesting that Reservoir Dogs, a film widely acknowledged to be very good, isn’t very good.” […]

After this is an inexplicable success, we’ll be making The Duplo Batman Movie, The Playmobil Batman Movie and then The Fuzzy Felt Batman Movie to complete the canon. […]

“Yeah, I love Guy. I think he’s brilliant in everything he does. Even that time travel one,” said Guy Pearce super fan Mike Fromneighbours, who recently had his name changed by deed poll. […]

“30 people is not really enough to sustain a major entertainment industry, and we’re fairly sure that two of them were an elderly couple from Chorley who only popped into the cinema because it was raining.” […]

“I do what I like, I do what I like, I’m Prue Leith, I do what I like.” […]