The Mole is Screen Idle’s Hollywood insider, bringing you the latest showbiz gossip
Hollywood hunk George Clooney is one of the hottest stars in Hollywood right now, but did you know that he has a bizarre secret known only to close friends.
He’s got a third nipple on his chin…that he can milk!
“Yeah, it’s pretty crazy,” said a close personal friend of the actor/director.
“You probably wouldn’t notice it now because he’s got that beard, but back when he was doing ER, it was written into his contract that he would never be filmed looking upwards.
“He spent eight seasons with his chin pressed against his chest, just purely so no one could see that nipple on his chin.
“He thought that having a nipple on his chin might hold back his career.”
Although that fear proved groundless, there was an embarrassing moment on the set of Syriana when he began to involuntarily lactate from his chin.
“That was a tough moment, but he was working Bill Hurt and Bill is a pro.
“Bill just handed George a towel and carried on with the scene.
“They reshot it anyway, because they felt that having a CIA human lactating from the chin would detract from the power of the moment.
Although George would go on to win an Oscar for the picture, the involuntary lactation gave him pause for thought.
“Yeah, George was partying pretty hard,” continued the friend.
“He was hanging out with Brad Pitt a lot and their party-piece was to have Brad milk George.
“Crazy times.”
However, after the Syriana incident, George decided that he needed to take action, so he grew his beard and began to practice a form of Tibetan meditation that granted him a mystic power over his nipple.
“Yeah, now you wouldn’t know it was there,” continued the friend.
“But he’ll still milk it every now and again.
“You know, if him and Amanda have run out of milk and are making coffee.”
Next week I’ll tell you which Hollywood celebrity sloughs off her entire skin every Sunday as part of her bizarre beauty regime.
Mole out.
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