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It’s the weekend, and it’s Katie’s birthday. But Katie is awful, she’s terrible, with her stupid hair and her stupid dog. I HATE KATIE. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to put your plans for terrible and bloody revenge into action. […]

It’s the weekend! You could pop round and see Ted and Leslie’s new conservatory but, let’s face it, Ted and Leslie are complete bastards. […]

It’s the weekend and it’s a glorious summer’s day, so close those curtains tight and fetch a big fan from Argos […]

It’s the weekend! Time to dance naked in veneration of our Lord Pan. […]

Hey you. It’s the weekend. A perfect time to complete ignore that massive list of stuff to do you’ve got and sit about in your pants eating biscuits and watching films. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to football your football right into your football. […]

It’s a glorious summer weekend, so make sure you close those curtains real tight or the sun might shine on your TV. Happened to A-ha, and they never recovered. […]

Well, it’s the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy. […]

Good God, woman, this is no time for sitting about! It’s the weekend! And that can only mean one thing – It’s time to sit about. […]

It’s the weekend, and as the BBC refuse to bring back Noel Edmunds’ Multi-coloured Swap Shop, you may as well watch some of these ‘great’ films. […]

It’s the weekend. Time to lie on the sofa without any trousers on, eating your own body-weight in Malteasers and watching these great films […]

It’s the weekend! Time to have a go at the garden, go for a walk in the country, or lie on the sofa in your pants eating corn flakes straight from the box wondering if it’s too early to start drinking yet. […]

It’s the weekend, the only small relief in our bleak, meaningless existence. […]

It’s the weekend. Time to open your heart and mind to the infinite possibilities of all existence…or not […]