It’s the weekend and it’s a glorious summer’s day, so close those curtains tight and fetch a big fan from Argos as you don’t want to be uncomfortable while you watch these great films.
Friday
Armageddon ITV4 20.00
Bruce Willis saves the world by digging a big hole. Disappointingly, no one says ‘armageddon outta here.’
Mission Impossible: Fallout Film4 21.00
Tom Cruise runs round London until the baddies go away.
Steel Dawn GREAT! Movies 21.00
Frankly bizarre sequel to Steel Magnolias
Saturday
Darkest Hour BBC1 19.35
Gary Oldman wins Oscar for ‘Best Fat Suit’ for playing a man who has to wear a fat suit in the war
John Wick: Chapter 3 -Parabellum Channel 4 21.00
Still cross about his dog, John shoots everyone in the world again.
The Bourne Identity ITV4 20.00
Matt Damon forgets he’s Matt Damon and duffs up a load of foreigners with a magazine.
Sunday
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Channel 5 20.00
They say ‘Best,’ they’ve clearly never stayed at the Travelodge overlooking the flyover in Chelmsford.
Is this the most Sunday evening film ever?
Groundhog Day Syfy 19.00
Weatherman solves existential, philosophical crisis by getting off with Andie MacDowell.
Weird feeling we’ve done this one before.
Dances with Wolves Paramount 19.30
Back in the nineties, Strictly was a *real* challenge.
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