July 2021 - Screen Idle

“Acting is my dream and as I, not anyone else, once said – ‘you’ve got to follow your dreams.’” […]

Blue playfully stroked Pratt’s arm with her talon. Pratt responded by gently caressing her mandible feathers. […]

“Watched that Phantom Thread. Don’t see what the fuss is all about. It was boring. Fish fingers for tea.” […]

It’s the weekend, and it’s Katie’s birthday. But Katie is awful, she’s terrible, with her stupid hair and her stupid dog. I HATE KATIE. […]

“Lightly grilled ass, then the leftovers in a sandwich.“ […]

“Provided you can get through that to the third hole and grab the FGM-148, then you’re pretty much unstoppable.” […]

“I mean, there may be some other trans-dimensional, multiversal physics at work here, but frankly, I can’t be bothered to figure out.” […]

It’s the weekend! Time to put your plans for terrible and bloody revenge into action. […]

Phwoarr. You won’t believe this. […]

The key for the man will be figuring out how not to watch Edge of Tomorrow. […]

“Dalton is a great man, and is finally getting the honor he deserves.” […]

“The bullet-proof vest has been a boon,” said Dr Stewart James of Bullet-proof vests ‘R’ Us. […]

“If there is one thing that Line of Duty is known for, it’s for super-tense interview scenes.” […]

It’s the weekend! You could pop round and see Ted and Leslie’s new conservatory but, let’s face it, Ted and Leslie are complete bastards. […]

“I was hoping to see more of a young, Tony Soprano, and a bit less discussion of interplanetary tax policies.” […]