May 2021 - Screen Idle

The show will follow the standard Disney+ formula of 30 minutes of action then 20 minutes of title sequence. […]

Well, it’s the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy. […]

Opening with the letters D-E-B-A-S-E-R flashing up onscreen, we hear the chorus of Pixies classic Debaser.. […]

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“There will be two pictures of attractive teenagers in a well-furnished living room playing with their PS5.” […]

Connor MacLeod is a 500-year-old Scottish swordsman, so Cavill knows his French accent will have to be convincing. […]

Mos Eisley has been one of the major spaceport hubs of the Jundland Wastes for many years now, which means it’s perfect for commuting. […]

“He sets up a Facebook group to complain about how they want to ban beef and make everyone eat avocados, even though they don’t.” […]

Good God, woman, this is no time for sitting about! It’s the weekend! And that can only mean one thing – It’s time to sit about. […]

Christian Slater as DelBoy and a hot chick with no bra as his younger sister Rhonda. […]

The charges will be ‘wilfully concluding a TV show in half-assed fashion’ and ‘making the internet grumpy.’ […]

“Basilisk Man has to beat up the moon in an alternative reality to save the Princess of Cardiff or whatever.” […]

“The Queen lies on the sofa with one head resting on a corgi and a big bowl of Revels balanced on her stomach.” […]

“Upturning the table and havin’ a gunfight? That’s just poker players’ way.” […]

It’s the weekend, and as the BBC refuse to bring back Noel Edmunds’ Multi-coloured Swap Shop, you may as well watch some of these ‘great’ films. […]

The new edition will begin with an hour of Middle-Earth as a primordial swamp of lava […]