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It’s the weekend! Time to put your plans for terrible and bloody revenge into action. But if that sounds like a lot of work, then why not watch these great films instead. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to finally get started on building that giant statue of your own face in the front garden. But, if that seems like too much hard work, why not watch these great films instead. […]

It’s the weekend, and as your plans for the weekend amount to lying on the sofa wondering why you don’t have better plans for the weekend, you’re probably going to want to watch some films. […]

It’s Friday again! Time to pretend to have a cold so you don’t have to go round your brother-in-law’s house and listen to him witter on about the new conservatory he’s put in. […]

It’s the weekend! Why not distract yourself from the grinding misery of existence by drinking yourself into a stupor and passing out in front of these films. […]

Well, it’s the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy. […]

Ah, the weekend. Time to have a go at the garden, go for a walk in the country, or lie on the sofa in your pants eating corn flakes straight from the box wondering if it’s too early to start drinking yet. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to finally put your plan into action and bust you and your buddies out of jail. […]

It’s the weekend, time to set off on that epic quest with a plucky group of misfits to banish the evil wizard from the realm. […]

It’s the weekend, so why not spend it like everyone else – sat in your pants with the curtains closed, eating Frosties from the box and wondering if it’s too early to start drinking. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to take to the woods and dance naked around the fire until the spirit of Pan infuses your very being […]

It’s the weekend. Time to lie on the sofa without any trousers on, eating your own body-weight in malteasers and watching these great films […]

It’s the weekend! Why not distract yourself from the grinding misery of existence by drinking yourself into a stupor and passing out in front of these films. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to drink the blood of your enemies from the skulls of their families. […]

It’s a glorious Summer’s day, so best thing is to close the curtains really tight so that none of that pesky sunshine can fall on the telly screen and watch these great films […]