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Home Alone reboot sees McCallister parents ‘home alone’ in prison after child abandonment conviction
Home Alone in the Big House will be released in time for the Holidays. […]
Month: October 2021
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The Eternals to ‘redefine MCU’ by having people in brightly coloured costumes punching each other
“Woah. What? People in brightly coloured costumes punching each other? I don’t know if I can get my head round that.” […]
Film Guide
Weekend Film Guide 29th October
It’s the weekend! Why not distract yourself from the grinding misery of existence by drinking yourself into a stupor and passing out in front of these films. […]
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Disappointment at news that Peter Jackson’s new Beatles documentary will not feature hobbits
“If he had any respect for his fans, he would have made it a Beatles documentary about hobbits.” […]
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The Flash: Multiverse to feature SuperTed, Condorman, and 70’s Hulk
“Scientifically accurate that is. We’ve done our research” […]
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Peter Jackson reveals challenges of raising John and George from the dead for new Beatles film
“We had a really good make-up guy and we had to make sure there was a ready supply of brains on set for them.” […]
Film Guide
Marky Mark stars as Michael Caine – Weekend Film Guide 22nd October
Well, it’s the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy. […]
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78% of videogame characters face overly stressful and toxic working conditions
“Just please, for the love of God, stop making me sprint,” said a tiny computerised version of Leo Messi. […]
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Gladiator 2 sees zombie Maximus lead undead army against Emperor
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. And I will have my vengeance NOW – AS UNDEAD ZOMBIE MAXIMUS […]
Film Guide
Weekend Film Guide 8th October
Ah, the weekend. Time to have a go at the garden, go for a walk in the country, or lie on the sofa in your pants eating corn flakes straight from the box wondering if it’s too early to start drinking yet. […]