It’s the weekend! Why not distract yourself from the grinding misery of existence by drinking yourself into a stupor and passing out in front of these films.
Friday
The Bourne Supremacy ITV 23.05
Matt Damon duffs up a load of bad guys with various household objects – magazine, packet of fish fingers, sofa. Might feature Clive Owen, or that might be another one.
Flatliners Horror Channel 22.50
Jack Bauer uses science to travel to the afterlife and discover the secret of really massive hair.
The Cider House Rules AMC 18.35
It certainly does.
Saturday
Jumper Film4 16.45
Man discovers he has the ability to teleport and, because he’s a bit chilly, goes on an epic quest across the planet to get some nice cosy, knitwear.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s GREAT! Movies Classic 21.00
Story of how Deep Blue Something came up with their number one hit.
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights 5* 16.45
Someone puts Baby in a corner in Cuba.
Who has a name like Baby, anyway? Ridiculous.
Sunday
Transformers: Dark of the Moon Film4 17.55
Giant robots have a big shouty fight about a Pink Floyd album.
We Bought a Zoo Film4 23.00
Matt Damon buys a zoo, goes on about his zoo.
To Sir, With Love GREAT! Movies Classic 18.50
Sidney Poitier! Lulu! Together at last. Thirty-something actor-types play hefty-looking schoolkids whose life is turned around when a major Hollywood star turns up to teach them about not being ‘sluttish’ and addressing each other by their surnames.
Cracking theme song that is so good they play it three times in the film.
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