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It’s the weekend, time to set off on that epic quest with a plucky group of misfits to banish the evil wizard from the realm. But if that sounds like a lot of bother, then why not watch these great films instead. […]

It’s the weekend and this time you’re not going to waste it lying on the sofa watching mediocre films. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to don the mask and fight crime under the cover of darkness. But, if that seems like too much hard work, why not watch these great films instead? […]

Hey you. It’s the weekend. A perfect time to completely ignore that massive list of stuff you’ve got to do and sit about in your pants eating biscuits and watching films. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to finally get started on building that giant statue of your own face in the front garden. […]

It’s the weekend! Time for the masses to rise up and seize the means of production. Or, if that seems like a lot of bother, watch these great films instead. […]

It’s the weekend, and as your plans for the weekend amount to lying on the sofa wondering why you don’t have better plans for the weekend, you’re probably going to want to watch some films. […]

It’s Friday again! Time to pretend to have a bit of a cough so you don’t have to go round your brother-in-law’s house and listen to him witter on about the new conservatory he’s put in. […]

Ah, the weekend. Time to have a go at the garden, go for a walk in the country, or lie on the sofa in your pants eating corn flakes straight from the box wondering if it’s too early to start drinking yet. […]

Well it’s the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy. […]

It’s the weekend, time to make sacrifice to our Lord Beelzebub or, if that sounds like too much hassle, watch these great films. […]

It’s the weekend. Well done progression of time, you got us here again. Let’s all celebrate by slumping on the sofa mindlessly watching these great films. […]

It’s the weekend. Time to lie on the sofa without any trousers on, eating your own body-weight in malteasers and watching these great films […]

It’s the weekend! Why not distract yourself from the grinding misery of existence by drinking yourself into a stupor and passing out in front of these films. […]