Hey you. It’s the weekend. A perfect time to completely ignore that massive list of stuff you’ve got to do and sit about in your pants eating biscuits and watching films.
Here’s some movies you may end up watching because you can’t be arsed finding the remote.
Friday
Clear and Present Danger 5* 21.00
Han Solo invades Columbia to sort out drugs once and for all.
Pitch Black ITV4 21.00
Vin Diesel beats up night time in space.
Wayne’s World Comedy Central 21.00
England’s most prolific goal-scorer presents a documentary on the most populated planet in the solar system.
Saturday
Apocalypse Now: Final Cut BBC2 23.00
Apocalypse Now, but with extra space battles, superheroes, and wacky slapstick comedy, just as Francis Ford Coppola originally intended.
The Equalizer Channel 4 21.00
Thriller about a tough man doing hard sums.
The Matrix Sky Showcase 21.00
Space Wizards who live in a future computer have a big fight to decide who keeps the computer.
Sunday
Air Force One Film4 21.00
Indiana Jones becomes president, gets cross, makes everyone jump out of a plane. Bold political agenda.
Rocky ITV 22.00
Rubbish boxer loses boxing match.
War of the Worlds Channel 4 22.10
Angry aliens live under New York and decide to smash everything up so Tom Cruise can make friends with his children.
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