Month: November 2022

“When Sorry! Was filmed, Britain was a member of ze EU,” explained an EU representative called Rene or Klaus or something. […]

The successful procedure means that now, for the first time, people will be able to enjoy 2 Fast 2 Furious. […]

“For the last 200 years, Earth has got a bit more noisy – The Industrial Revolution, World Wars, Nirvana’s second album” […]

“Okay. Well, then. I’m sure your balls are very nice and big as well.” […]

“First time I’ve ever heard of a middle-aged actor not having been in Band of Brothers.” […]

“It was a real surprise. Everyone was equal, we worked for the common good, and the workers held the means of production.” […]

“Yeah, it takes a bit longer, but I always make sure I fit a visible timer. It’s important to give the police a chance.” […]

“I’ve killed Sarah Connor, I’ve saved Sarah Connor, I’ve done something incomprehensible with Daenerys from Game of Thrones.” […]

“A farmer explained to me that it’s not just potatoes that grew in the ground, but carrots too. It was then I knew I had the perfect plot for a sequel.” […]

“It was California he saved. Home of the wokists. What if it was Wyoming that was falling into the ocean? He wouldn’t have been so quick to save Wyoming.” […]

“It’s not very Christmassy. They could have decorated the bin or had the children scream the tune Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime.” […]