It’s the weekend! Time to don the mask and fight crime under the cover of darkness. But, if that seems like too much hard work, why not watch these great films instead?
Friday
The Football Factory Channel 5 23.05
Illuminating look at the production of footballs.
The Heat ITV2 21.00
McCarthy and Bullock are a Redford and Newman for our time. Excellent Spanx scene. Whatever you’re doing this evening, watch The Heat instead, you’ll have a much better time.
One Royal Christmas Channel 5 18.00
You know, career-minded gal inherits magical Christmas kingdom and learns about the true spirit of the season. Steel yourself, there’s a lot of this coming.
Saturday
Hidden Figures Channel 4 18.05
Kevin Costner solves space racism by making ladies do hard sums.
The Italian Job Sky Showcase 21.15
Marky Mark stars as Michael Caine in remake of cockney nonsense that you’ll forget about in minutes.
“You were only supposed to blow him off.”
Open Range Paramount Network 18.10
Sadly, not the Disney cartoon, but a Kevin Costner Western that goes on for several weeks.
Sunday
Mission Impossible III E4 21.00
The one where, twist! The mission turns out to be possible after all.
Terminator Genisys Film4 23.05
A relentless killing machine comes back from the future to punish film-makers for their terrible spelling.
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