Month: August 2022

They come across Danny after he steals a lightsaber from some guy with a mullet. […]

“For a generation, Jossy is football, so he’s the perfect cover model.” […]

It’s the weekend! Time to take to the woods and dance naked around the fire until the spirit of Pan infuses your very being. […]

“Who were the children in his garden? Were they his? Had he kidnapped them?” […]

Waiting for the bomb squad to arrive is strongly discouraged in all circumstances. […]

“If anyone has caught chewing gum or talking he’d use the Force to choke the breath from you until you almost passed out.” […]

“Lara Croft was really, really popular in the nineties. You know, she was on the cover of Loaded magazine in her pants, which definitely wasn’t weird.” […]

“It was about 4 days long and was just two stern men stood in a load of rubble, endlessly punching each other.” […]

“Hell, I might even do a director’s cut where he sits in his room going ‘why isn’t anyone listening to me?’ for two hours. […]

“We may lose the complexities of the original,” explained Stewart James, Professor of Road House at Oxford University. […]

The family consisted of Jeff Hulk, a local dentist, his wife Mary Hulk, who ran a florist, and their two children Kevin and Sally. […]