There was widespread relief amongst fans of modern fantasy after episode one of the hotly anticipated Game of Thrones prequel House of the Dragon featured boobs.
“I must admit, I was concerned,” explained Stewart James of the Game of Thrones blog ‘Daenerys’s Pants.’
“That final season of Game of Thrones was terribly disappointing. There was hardly any boobs in it at all, so I was worried that this new show might stick to that format of people talking, then random big action set-pieces that didn’t make sense and no boobs.
“Thankfully, good sense has prevailed and there’s boobs! And a bum! So, I think we’re safe.”
Showrunner Miguel Sapochnik has confirmed that, like the best of the original Game of Thrones, boobs will always form a primary part of the new series.
“Look, we know what made Game of Thrones the most popular show in the world, and it’s not a realistic depiction of the brutality of medieval politics. It’s boobs!” he laughed.
“Other shows have tried to replicate that success but they’ve always focused on exciting action, moving romance, or complex and surprising plots. They never quite pull it off because they always forget about the boobs. You can’t just get away with every now and then having a couple of lady elves having a kiss. There’s got to be loads and loads of boobs everywhere as often as possible, and some bums as well.”
Hopes are now high that episode 2 of House of the Dragon will also feature boobs.
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