Month: December 2022

“Are you…a Christmas moth?”
The moth nods.
[…]

An excited Jessie flings open the door to find Blaze’s family all carrying chocolate eggs and bunnies and wearing elaborate Easter bonnets. […]

She receives news that her long-lost Auntie Christmas has died and has left her the old family oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. […]

We demand a standard and consistent rate of remuneration above and beyond ‘learning a valuable lesson about yourself’ or ‘realising that the best gift, is the gift of family.’ […]

Ah, Christmas. Time for the TV premieres of all those films you downloaded from torrent sites months ago. […]

The Warrens deal with the case of a small business owner who starts buying people turkeys and singing carols in the street. […]

“Well, I hope I’m wrong, but my beloved Auntie Carol is getting very old. So, I’ve kept that week from the 19th free.” […]

“I get that there’s going to be a load of really old films, although, if you’re going for really old films, where’s Gladiator?” […]

His daughter is a bit chilly and wants to turn the central heating on. Indy insists she just put on a jumper. So begins the battle for…The Dial of Destiny. […]

The film opens with Wake and Howard, performing a rousing version of What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor. […]

It’s the weekend. You could pop to the pub, but it’ll just be full of dreary men saying that the beer is quite ‘hoppy’ like that’s a thing. […]

The opening match-up is Steven Spielberg’s much-fancied The Fabelmans up against rank outsider Pearl, the A-24 prequel to X. […]