Ah, the weekend. Time to have a go at the garden, go for a walk in the country, or lie on the sofa in your pants eating corn flakes straight from the box wondering if it’s too early to start drinking yet.
Here’s our guide to the wealth of movies available to you while you do so.
Friday
Captain Phillips ITV4 23.00
Forrest Gump sails a big ship with disastrous consequences
Edge of Tomorrow 5* 21.00
Tom Cruise repeats the same time loop until he figures out that the only way to break the loop is to change the name of the film to Live Die Repeat.
Volcano GREAT! Movies 18.55
LA blows up because there’s a volcano underneath it. Science, bitch.
Saturday
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Channel 4 20.30
Wars? In the stars? Nah, that’ll never catch on, mate.
Carrie 5* 23.20
Shy teenager unleashes terrifying psychic powers after realising she’s in a rubbish remake of a classic film.
Lethal Weapon Paramount 21.00
Heartwarming Christmas classic in which kind family takes in Mel Gibson and don’t make fun of his mullet.
Sunday
San Andreas Sky Showcase 21.00
The Rock beats up an earthquake.
Night at the Museum ITV2 17.50
Terrifying tale of the perils of going to a museum. Don’t do it kids! That way only madness lies.
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