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It’s the weekend. Time to open your heart and mind to the infinite possibilities of all existence…or lie on the sofa eating chipsticks and watching these great films. […]

It’s the weekend. Let us make sacrifice to the Dark Lord to prepare for the coming of the Black Times…or watch these films, up to you. […]

It’s the weekend. Perhaps Lord Henry Hampton-DeWinter will be holding one of his magnificent balls (!). […]

It’s the weekend, time for the proletariat to seize the means of production and achieve socialist utopia! […]

It’s the weekend! Why not distract yourself from the grinding misery of existence by drinking yourself into a stupor and passing out in front of these great films. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to plot bloody revenge against your enemies. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to take to the woods and dance naked around the fire until the spirit of Pan infuses your very being. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to drink cheap cider until the pain stops and watch these great films. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to get to work on cloning dinosaurs for your impressive new dinosaur safari park in the shed. […]

Unbelievably, despite it clearly having been at least four months since Christmas, it’s still January. So, console yourself by watching these great films. […]

It’s the second weekend in January, and all New Year’s resolutions should be long forgotten […]

Christmas is now long since over, so for god’s sake, stop eating Quality Street and day drinking. And instead, you can watch these great films […]

Ah, Christmas. Time for the TV premieres of all those films you downloaded from torrent sites months ago. […]

It’s a weekend quite near to Christmas, so tradition dictates you must spend it drinking cheap sherry buried under a vast pile of Quality Street. Ho. Ho. Ho. […]

It’s the weekend, time for the proletariat to seize the means of production and achieve socialist utopia! […]