‘SHOWING THE MONEY!’ – Weekend Film Guide 18th February

It’s the weekend! Time to plot bloody revenge against your enemies. And when you’ve done that, to watch these great films.

Friday

Terminator 2: Judgement Day ITV4 21.00

Arnie travels back in time to beat up a special effect, blow everything up, and listen to Guns and Roses.

Waterloo Sony Movies Classic 21.00

Definitely the making of Abba’s best song. Can’t see what else it could possibly be.

Rocky ITV 23.05 Rubbish boxer loses boxing match.

Saturday

Notting Hill ITV 22.40

Outlandish fantasy film about man who makes enough money from travel bookshop to be able to live in Notting Hill.

Road House 5* 21.00

Greatest film ever made. The Citizen Kane of films. Whatever you do, don’t go out tonight.

Jerry Maguire Film4 23.40

Tom Cruise shouts until Cuba Gooding Jnr wins all the football SHOWING THE MONEY!

Sunday

Silence of the Lambs ITV4 22.30

Anthony Hopkins gives a subtle and nuanced performance as a cannibal called Hannibal. If his mum called him Mathilda, would he have been a builder?

Dirty Dancing E4 21.00

Patrick Swayze wreaks bloody revenge on everyone who put baby in the corner.