It’s the weekend, time for the proletariat to seize the means of production and achieve socialist utopia! Or, if that seems like far too much hard work, why not watch these films instead.
Friday
The Bourne Legacy ITV4 21.00
Good Will Hunting beats up baddies with a piece of paper, some yogurt, and a garden shed.
London Has Fallen 5* 21.00
Cheery old London bobbies are really terrorist bastards and only Gerard Butler can stop them. Everything blows up in the first twenty minutes and the rest of the film is fighting in studios that look unconvincingly like alleyways
Carry on Nurse Film4 16.35
Searing indictment into the state of the British health system that led immediately to the government banning the practice of sexy nurses bending over in front of desperate middle-aged perverts.
Saturday
Pride & Prejudice BBC1 16.35
Absolute Bonnetgeddon. Should keep your Mum off the streets for a couple of hours
Once Upon a Time…In Hollywood Channel 4 21.00
Brad Pitt and Leonardo the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are good looking for several hours in the late sixties.
Batman Begins Sky Showcase 21.00
The amazing story of how a man made of bats decided to fight crime.
Sunday
Crocodile Dundee II E4 18.50
Australian people are Australian with hilarious consequences
2012 Film4 21.00
Documentary about those terrible events six years ago when California fell into the sea, France caught fire, and everyone had to go and live on a boat with John Cusack and one of the Musketeers.
Marley & Me ITV2 16.40
Gentle romantic comedy in which couple adopt dead reggae singer.
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