Christmas is now long since over, so for god’s sake, stop eating Quality Street and day drinking. And instead, you can watch these great films
Friday
The Bourne Identity ITV 23.10
Matt Damon forgets he’s Matt Damon and duffs up a load of foreigners with a magazine.
Days of Thunder 5* 21.00
Tom Cruise drives car in a circle for several hours for reasons that are never fully explained.
The Living Daylights ITV4 20.00
James Bond saves the world by being Welsh and a bit grumpy
Saturday
Spider-Man ITV2 18.35
Man develops super spider powers and can only be defeated by a woman getting her husband to trap him under a glass with an old post card, and then throwing him out of the window
Skyscraper Channel 4 21.30
Skyscraper tries to take on The Rock. Regrets it.
Pearl Harbour 5* 21.00
Story of Japan’s attack on US improved by Ben Affleck sulking because Josh Harnett gets off with his girlfriend.
Sunday
Con Air ITV 22.20
Nic Cage’s ponytail saves the day in classic film based on early Ibsen play
Kramer vs Kramer GREAT! Movies 21.00
Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep go to war to decide, once and for all, who has the right to call themselves Kramer.
The Smurfs 2 SyFy 18.00
Classic sequel in which Gargamel reveals that he is, in fact Papa Smurf’s father.
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