Unbelievably, despite it clearly having been at least four months since Christmas, it’s still January. So, console yourself by watching these great films
Friday
Bad Boys Syfy 21.00
Tough, macho cops Mike Lowrey and the other one take on a drugs kingpin in a desperate attempt to cover the deep, homosexual love they clearly have for each other.
Man on Fire Film4 21.00
Sounds painful. He should put some ointment on it.
The Bunker GREAT! Movies Classic 21.00
Don’t know. Not a lot on this weekend. Presumably something about golf? I don’t know. To be honest, if it was me, I’d go to the pub tonight.
Saturday
The Rock 5* 21.00
Nic Cage and Sean Connery battle Ed Harris who has occupied Dwayne Johnson and is threatening to blow him up.
Dante’s Peak 5* 18.55
James Bond beats up a volcano in small town America. They made two there’s-a-volcano-loose-in-America films in the same year. The nineties were weird.
The Martian Film4 18.15
Matt Damon goes to Mars to grow a potato.
Sunday
The Souvenir BBC2 22.00
Deservedly acclaimed modern classic about a young filmmaker who buys a nice bookmark after an enjoyable visit to a National Trust property.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Film4 23.15
Apes beat humans at war in terrifying dystopian vision about the perils of kindness to animals.
Waterworld Paramount 15.40
Post-apocalyptic larks for everyone who wondered what Kevin Costner would look like with gills and poorly conditioned hair.
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