It’s the weekend. Time to open your heart and mind to the infinite possibilities of all existence…or lie on the sofa eating chipsticks and watching these great films.
Friday
Braveheart BBC1 22.35
Mel Gibson paints his face blue and goes to war against history.
Robin Hood 5* 21.00
Russell Crowe gives career-best performance as an Australian man utterly bemused by English accents.
Flatliners GREAT! Movies 21.00
Jack Bauer uses science to travel to the afterlife and discover the secret of really massive hair.
Saturday
Carrie MTV One 21.00
Shy teenager unleashes terrifying psychic powers after realising she’s in a rubbish remake of a classic film.
Firefox ITV4 22.30
Clint Eastwood has to drive a plane really fast using an Internet browser.
The Greatest Showman E4 18.55
Wolverine invents circuses by singing a load of absolutely banging pop songs.
Sunday
Enemy of the State 5* 21.00
Will Smith buys lady’s underwear with disastrous consequences.
Stealth Christmas Film, so 5*, you’ve embarrassed yourself.
The Martian Film4 18.10
Matt Damon goes to Mars to grow a potato.
Wyatt Earp 14.45 Channel 5
Kevin Costner Western that’s even longer than Dances with Wolves. Do something more productive with your time. Like an entire university course.
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