Stuck for what to watch this weekend? Or even last weekend? Our in-depth film guide is exactly what you need.
It’s the weekend, and as the BBC refuse to bring back Noel Edmunds’ Multi-coloured Swap Shop, no matter how vociferous my letters, you may as well watch some of these ‘great’ films. […]
Owing to circumstances beyond our control, it’s February. So, the best plan is to hole up under the biggest blanket you can find and watch these great films. […]
It’s the weekend, and as it’s been January for about eight years, the only sensible course of action is to avoid natural light and human contact and watch these great films instead. […]
It’s the weekend! So much excitement! So many possibilities! But, face it, you’re spending it on the sofa in your pants with the curtains closed eating cereal from the box and watching these great films. […]
It’s the weekend, why not go to the gym? Go for a walk in the country? Take up a new class? Because that’s an awful lot of hard work, that’s why. […]
It’s the weekend! Time to abandon those absurdly optimistic New Year resolutions and slump on the sofa with a tray of Asda value lager and the left-over Quality Street toffee pennies and enjoy these great films. […]
It’s either watch this lot or talk to your family. […]
It’s the weekend. Its nearly Christmas. So, avoid all that spending-time-with-friends-and-family nonsense and park yourself on the sofa with a vat of mulled wine and a skip full of Quality Street and watch these great films. […]
It’s the weekend. You could pop to the pub, but it’ll just be full of dreary men saying that the beer is quite ‘hoppy’ like that’s a thing. […]
In the words of the poet – ‘It’s colder than a well-digger’s ass,’ so why not spend the entire weekend wrapped in a duvet, drinking prosecco from the bottle, eating your own body-weight in malteasers, and watching these classic movies. […]
The weekend is upon us, so why not cancel those plans to go to the pub as it’ll be far too noisy and have nowhere to sit, and instead buy a big bucket of malteasers and sit on the sofa watching these great films. […]
Hey you, it’s the weekend. A perfect time to completely ignore that massive list of stuff to do you’ve got and sit about in your pants eating biscuits. […]
It’s the weekend, and as your plans for the weekend amount to lying on the sofa wondering why you don’t have better plans for the weekend, you’re probably going to want to watch some films. […]
It’s the weekend again! Time to pretend to have a cold so you don’t have to go round your brother-in-law’s house and listen to him witter on about the new conservatory he’s put in. […]
Ah, the weekend. Time to have a go at the garden, go for a walk in the country, or lie on the sofa in your pants eating corn flakes straight from the box wondering if it’s too early to start drinking yet. […]
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