Film Guide

It’s the weekend, you’ve got exciting plans to visit friends and family. But let’s be honest, you’re going to blow all that off and lie on the sofa watching telly like normal people […]

Well its the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy. […]

It’s the weekend. Time to lie on the sofa without any trousers on, eating your own body-weight in malteasers and watching these great films […]

It’s the weekend! Time for the workers to seize the means of production, but if that sounds like a lot of had work watch these films instead. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to finally put your plan into action and bust you and your buddies out of jail. […]

Good God, woman, this is no time for sitting about! It’s the weekend! And that can only mean one thing – It’s time to sit about. […]

It’s the weekend, so why not spend it like everyone else – sat in your pants with the curtains closed, eating Frosties from the box and wondering if it’s too early to start drinking. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to visit that abandoned old cabin in the woods for a weekend of sex, partying and definitely no terrifying demonic activity at all. […]

It’s the weekend, time to set off on that epic quest with a plucky group of misfits to banish the evil wizard from the realm. But if that sounds like a lot of bother, then why not watch these great films instead. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to join a plucky band of rebels and strike a decisive blow against the brutal Empire. But if that sounds like too much hard work then why not watch these great films instead. […]

It’s the weekend, time to set in motion your bloody plan to wreak terrible vengeance against those who’ve crossed you. But it that sounds like too bother, why not enjoy these great films instead. […]

It’s the weekend! Time to drink the blood of your enemies from the skulls of their families. Or you could just get some Fanta. Either way, enjoy it with these great films.
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It’s the weekend! Time to bust the old crew out of prison for one last job that could set you all up for life. But if that sounds like too much hard work then you can watch these great films instead.
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It’s the weekend, and it’s Katie’s birthday. But Katie is awful, she’s terrible, with her stupid hair and her stupid dog. Screw you Katie, screw you and your ‘ironic’ cheese and wine party. I hope you become simultaneously lactose and alcohol intolerant. On the upside, there’s all these great films to watch.
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It’s the weekend! Time to don that mask and cowl and fight crime under the cover if darkness. But, if that seems like too much hard work, why not watch these great films instead? […]