Good God, woman, this is no time for sitting about! It’s the weekend! And that can only mean one thing – It’s time to sit about.
While you’re doing so, why not watch these great films.
Saturday
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers ITV2 17.25
Little hairy men have a big walk. Friends run after them. Trees largely unimpressed.
Jackie Brown Dave 22.00
Lady does smuggling by swearing and listening to Delfonics. Robert DeNiro mumbles.
Lethal Weapon 2 ITV4 21.05
“We’re back, we’re bad, you’re black, I’m harbouring some dark anti-Semetic views and serious issues around alcohol.”
Sunday
Seventh Seal BBC4 (obviously) 22.55
Wacky adventures of a marine mammal as he looks for his six friends.
Finding Neverland Sony Movie Channel 13.30
Apparently it was down the back of the sofa.
Rocky IV 5Spike 21.00
Rocky beats up Russia. Features best ever theme song. (Yes, Burning Heart is better than Eye of the Tiger. Come at me!)
New at the cinema this weekend
Ad Astra
Brad Pitt goes into space to find his old Vauxhall car
A Star is Born
Lady Gaga does a song. Bradley Cooper does a beard. Everyone gets over-excited.
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