Month: September 2019

We see Pennywise find his place in the community by not murdering thousands of children and living in the sewers, but just trying to lead a normal, quiet life. […]

“I would imagine that a film in which Simba leads Aladdin and Belle into battle against an evil that threatens the universe – Maleficent or Scar – is inevitable in the next few years” […]

“It is the most complete example of Limoges work since the Harrison Ford figurine that was found in 1978 in a church in Essex.” […]

“I mean what the hell is Strawberry Shortcake anyway? The adventures of some dessert?” […]

“Well, I don’t think that it’s any secret that James and I had been looking for a project to work on together for quite some time,” said your brother-in-law Dave, a financial advisor from Guildford. […]

Despite it being clear almost immediately that there is no evidence that this would happen, it is still likely that you briefly fantasised about what such a crossover could entail. […]

The Nintendo Switch Food Mixer is the latest in a series of increasingly deranged peripherals that includes a cardboard box and an electronic hula-hoop that’s far too small. […]

The music stops and the sound of flatulence is heard […]

It is understood that a father, played by Ryan Reynolds, joins the queue for the toilets with his young son, played by Johnny Depp. […]

“Vin Diesel and Jason Statham have to go back to Victorian London to battle the ghost of Captain Nemo under the Thames and the rest of the family narrate the story through song. […]

“’Press the ‘X’ boo-tain now’ – It’s the sort of thing you’d have heard in Louis XIV’s Palace of Versailles.” […]

“I needed my performance to let the audience see the woman behind the bunny.” […]