It’s the weekend, so why not spend it like everyone else – sat in your pants with the curtains closed, eating Frosties from the box and wondering if it’s too early to start drinking.
While you’re doing that, you could watch these great films.
Saturday
Rocky 5Spike 21.00
Man loses at boxing.
Christmas Oranges True Movies 1 07.00
Well, it’s September, time to get in the festive spirit by waking up early to watch a film about fruit.
One Fine Day Film4 16.20
Man and lady initially find each other annoying, then don’t.
I saw this at the cinema when it came out. I wish they’d mentioned plans for it to be on telly twice a week forever as I could have saved my money and gone to see Gene instead.
Sunday
Rocky 2 5Spike 21.00
Man wins at boxing.
We Bought a Zoo E4 13.00
Matt Damon buys zoo. Goes on about it.
Beauty and the Beast ITV2 18.20
Big bear guy is friends with candlestick. Gets off with girl who reads books. Everyone has a bit of a sing.
New at the cinema this weekend
Downton Abbey
Posh people go about being posh.
Give it a year and this will be on ITV every other Sunday afternoon.
DVD of the week
Four Weddings and a Funeral
Man with effortlessly floppy hair goes to some weddings before Simon Callow dies and everyone is too polite to interrupt the speeches to help him.
Good luck to my friends Erica and Chris who are doing a wedding of their own today.
I genuinely hope no one dies.
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