Following news that Taika Waititi, Idris Elba, Nathan Fillion and pretty much every actor currently working have been cast in Suicide Squad 2, comes the surprise announcement that both your brother-in-law and Mum have also secured roles in the film.
With the cast seemingly now reaching into the thousands, director James Gunn has been forced to spread his casting net ever wider to fill all the roles.
“Well, I don’t think that it’s any secret that James and I had been looking for a project to work on together for quite some time,” said your brother-in-law Dave, a financial advisor from Guildford.
“I’m glad that we’ve finally got it together for this one. I can’t give any details about the part as yet, but suffice to say, I’m looking forward to some really snarky dialogue playing out over some charmingly incongruous AOR pop.”
Your Mum has so far refused to comment on her role.
Little is currently known about the plot of the film, but if the previous film is anything to go by, it will feature various people in brightly coloured costumes shouting at each other.
There just seem to be many, many more people in brightly coloured costumes than previously.
It is also strongly rumoured that your Dad is in the running for a role as a taciturn police chief and that the dog will play Batman.
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