It’s the weekend! Time to finally put your plan into action and bust you and your buddies out of jail.
But if that sounds like too much hard work, why not watch these great movies instead.
Saturday
Casino Dave 22.00
Men in nice suits are appalling to each other in the desert for three hours.
Hell or High Water Film4 21.00
Well, high water, obviously. I mean, yeah, you’ll probably get wet, but that’s got to beat an eternity of torment at the hands of Satan and all his terrible wizards, hasn’t it? Stupid.
Annie Hall BBC2 22.35
Woody Allen can’t decide whether to go out with a lady or not.
Also, seriously, watch The Heat Channel 4 23.20 because it’s one of my favourites and funnier than Annie Hall.
Sunday
Captain America: Civil War ITV2 19.10
Superheroes are cross with each other for reasons that are probably explained at some point during all the punching.
Jigsaw Talking Pictures TV 02.00
Coppers do top coppering in the past. Fun if you live in Brighton, like all the best people.
Black Beauty ITV 11.00
The adventures of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Eh? Eh? Come on, that’s top political satire, right there.
Alright, please yourself.
New at the cinema this week
The Goldfinch
An odyssey of grief and guilt, redemption and something else. I’d stay at home and watch The Heat if I were you.
DVD of the week
Enemy of the State Sony Movie Channel 21.00
Will Smith buys lady’s underwear with disastrous consequences.
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