Month: September 2019

“I thought it was just rubbish. I mean, if you’re going to make a film about a clown then you’ve got to make it funny or what’s the point?” […]

“It definitely makes sense if you think about it,” said Game of Thrones fans Stewart James, seemingly oblivious to the fact that it doesn’t make sense. […]

The 1989 Patrick Swayze classic is the favourite film of sensible people everywhere […]

The contestants will be parachuted onto an island, and those with the highest judges’ scores will be given impressive and powerful weaponry. Those who failed to impress the judges will be given a blunt letter opener.
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“One guy said it smelled of the ‘flesh ripped from the corpse of a rotting carcass.’ He was a goth, I believe.” […]

“Smart Haircut Man has always been my favorite Marvel character. I just hope they get his haircut right, because it’ll have to be really, really smart to live up to the comics.” […]

“They showed me some test footage and godammnit if you wouldn’t believe that it was an actual human version of Johnny Depp.” […]

“I think that it’s clear, Rey has gone over to the Dark side,” said Bank of England chief Mark Carney, who had hastily convened a press conference to discuss the trailer. […]

The live action version of the animated version of The Lion King is one of Disney’s biggest hits since the animated version of The Lion King came out. […]