Well its the weekend again, and that can only mean one thing – glorious revolution and smashing the patriarchy.
Although, that sounds like a lot of work. Tell you what, let’s do that next weekend and spend this weekend watching these films instead.
Saturday
Groundhog Day Sony Movies 16.45
Weatherman solves existential, philosophical crisis by snogging Andie MacDowell
Taken E4 21.00
Liam Neeson has to kill all the foreigners to repress the creepy feelings he has for his daughter.
Get Out Channel 4 21.00
Man goes to party. Is told to get out. Doesn’t get out. Has to impale man with stag’s head. Should have got out when he was told.
Sunday
Scarface ITV4 22.50
Al Pacino shouts at everyone because he’s not allowed to get off with his sister.
Last of the Mohicans Sony Movies 18.45
Daniel Day-Lewis has brilliant hair and does excellent running acting in some nice countryside.
Some scalping.
127 Hours Film4 01.15
Man cuts his arm off in a cave because he’s run out of urine to drink.
New at the cinema this week
Singin’ in the Rain
Terrifying glimpse into hellish alternative reality where everyone is forced to sing jaunty tunes to conjure the rain.
DVD of the week
Total Recall
Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to Mars. Or has been to Mars. It’s pretty unclear. Worth it for the bit when he pulls a football out of his nose.
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