It’s the weekend, time to set in motion your bloody plan to wreak terrible vengeance against those who’ve crossed you. But it that sounds like too bother, why not enjoy these great films instead.
Saturday
Paddington Film4 12.45
Classic comedy about the hilarious antics of a mainline London railway station.
Captain America: Winter Soldier BBC1 19.10
Superhero whose power is forgetting his sword and making do with just a shield. I miss Superman.
Fast and Furious 8 ITV 21.00
Vin Diesel and chums save everyone by driving really fast and remembering that it’s all about family.
Sunday
How to Train your Dragon Film4 12.55
Shout at it until it does as it’s told. There, saved you having to watch this. You can just go and fly about on your new brilliantly trained dragon now.
We Bought a Zoo Channel 4 14.25
Matt Damon buys a zoo. Goes on about it.
X-Men Film4 19.00
Huge Ackman uses mutant powers to grow impressive sideburns and be friends with Captain Picard.
New at the cinema this weekend
Once Upon a Time in America
Several hours of men saying the n-word and eating burgers while seventies pop and Ennio Morricone music plays in the background.
DVD of the weekend
Pearl Harbour
Story of Japan’s attack on US improved by Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett fighting over a sexy lady.
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