It’s the weekend! Time to bust the old crew out of prison for one last job that could set you all up for life.
But if that sounds like too much hard work then you can watch these great films instead.
Saturday
The Searchers ITV4 14.50
Grumpy cowboy looks for girl. Finds her. Remains grumpy.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Channel 4 23.05
Lady called Dawn lives on planet, except it’s not a normal planet, it’s a planet with some apes on it.
Although, there are also humans on it and some horses, but it’s not called Planet of the Apes and some Humans and Horses.
Whole thing falls apart under examination.
Transformers: Age of Extinction Channel 4 20.00
Robots shout at you for several hours then turn into cars. People actually voluntarily went to the cinema to watch this.
Sunday
About a Boy ITV 13.50
Hugh Grant makes friends with boy whilst mildly inoffensive noughties indie music noodles in background.
Everyone learns valuable lesson and becomes a better person.
The Guest Film4 00.50
Downton Abbey posh man kills everyone in genuinely excellent film. Stay up late and watch this.
Just Go With It Sony Movie Channel 16.20
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New at the cinema this weekend
The Angry Birds Movie 2
Cartoon birds shout at cartoon pigs. Could be a metaphor for something or other, I wouldn’t get your hopes up though.
DVD of the week
Jackie Brown
Everyone says the n-word while Robert DeNiro mumbles. Someone robs someone, someone else shoots someone. Good music I’d expect, but the whole affair goes on for three hours so you’re welcome to it.
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