Jurassic World 3 to bring back Dennis Nedry as human/dinosaur hybrid

Producers have revealed that the final film in the Jurassic World trilogy will feature the returning cast of Jurassic Park, including Wayne Knight.

However, whereas the other cast members will be reprising their original characters, Knight will be returning as a giant Dennis Nedry/dinosaur hybrid.

“Yeah, we wanted to bring back Dennis,” explained director Colin Trevorrow.

“But, the character died in the first movie. So, we were stuck. How can we bring him back?”

Happily, the director and writers were able to use the same technique that they used when writing Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

“Yeah, we got drunk. I mean, totally messed up. So, then someone came back after throwing up and explained that you never actually see Nedry killed, just attacked by those little dinosaurs.

“So, we figured that we reveal that those little dinosaurs didn’t kill him, they attack him, wound him, take pity on him, and then accept him into their pack where he lives until the Jurassic World people come along.

“They scoop up a bunch of dinosaurs to clone and make new and totally convincing dinosaurs like the Indominus Rex, and they end up making a giant Dennis Nedry/dinosaur hybrid.

“So, we get to bring a great character back, and a terrifying new dinosaur at the same time.”

It is expected that, if Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is anything to go by, a giant Dennis Nedry/dinosaur hybrid won’t be the stupidest thing in the next film.