It’s the weekend! Time for the workers to seize the means of production, but if that sounds like a lot of had work then watch these films instead.
Saturday
Let Me In Horror Channel 21.00
No, you’re a ruddy vampire. Clear off or I’m calling Buffy.
The End.
Rambo Movies4Men 21.00
Grumpy man shots foreigners.
That could work for about 90% of all movies.
Christmas Oranges Sony Movie Christmas (Yes, really) 17.00
Orphan girl has an orange. Seems to be quite happy about it. Good for her, I say.
This seems to be on weekly.
Sunday
Back to the Future E4 18.40
Man travels back in time and fails to get off with mum.
Jurassic Park ITV2 19.25
Giant bitey lizards get angry and chase after Sam Neill.
Girl knows Unix, despite evidence to the contrary.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone ITV 15.35
Boy plays with his wand until it goes off magically.
New at the cinema this week
Joker
Clown gets cross and kicks off. You may have heard of this.
DVD of the week
Jaws
Bitey git attacks beach. Robert Shaw sings sea shanties until it blows up.
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