Month: July 2019

“That means the grass will behave exactly as it would in real life, like growing an immeasurably small amount during a match and looking green.” […]

It isn’t the first Marvel movie to eclipse Roadhouse’s box office, but it is the first one to go on to become the biggest film of all time. […]

“Introducing one of the deadliest communicable diseases in history is going to be a real challenge for the couples.” […]

“It’s essentially a story of two men, two large men, finding a friendship borne out of a shared love of stationary.” […]

“The hair, the face, all of that. He’s just on a such different level that, scientifically, he’s almost a different species.” […]

“We’ve been in contact with the boys at MIT, they’ve crunched the numbers and run some computer models and have recommended a size of penis that is in keeping with Sonic’s ability to run at speed.” […]

It has been seven days since the set endured a dispiriting outbreak of smallpox, but since then all has been well. […]

“What’s a bigger challenge than Freddie Krueger? He can enter your dreams, he’s got that knifey glove thing, how the hell are they going to investigate his countless murders?” […]

A defensive character, he will be soak up attacks from other characters while patiently giving a PowerPoint presentation on the sobering realities of climate catastrophe. […]

“I’m grossed out a bit to be honest,” explained long-standing Love Island fan and Green Party leader Caroline Lucas. […]

The costume designs feature a knee length leather trenchcoat with wide lapels, flares, and a huge afro wig. […]

“Not only did he save the world from lasers, but he also shagged many, many birds. […]

“I would imagine the plot would be this cobbler and he’s not getting a lot of business because he’s got a sign that says he’ll mend souls and everyone is like ‘no, my soul’s fine, mate’” […]