It’s the weekend. Time to lie on the sofa without any trousers on, eating your own body-weight in malteasers and watching these great films
Saturday
Warrior Film4 23.10
Grumpy men punch each other until it all stops.
The Client BBC1 23.25
Heroic, brilliant lawyer saves the day. Based on book by a lawyer.
Waterworld 5Spike 21.00
Not-as-bad-as-everyone-says classic about man with a plant on a boat. A must-watch for everyone curious to know what Kevin Costner would look like with gills and poorly-conditioned hair.
Which is everyone then.
Miss Robin Hood Talking Pictures TV 07.50
Well, aim better then.
Sunday
Back to the Future Part II E4 18.55
Marty travels back from 1955 into a terrible new timeline where Back to the Future was never made and promptly winks out of existence.
What was so great about Scott anyway?
Days of Thunder Sony Movies 21.00
Tom Cruise drives car in a circle for several hours for reasons that are never fully explained.
Dr Dolittle Film4 16.40
Apparently, Eddie Murphy is on the verge of a massive come-back. Watch this before deciding if that’s a good thing.
New at the cinema this week
Gemini Man
Will Smith does battle with himself and, logic would suggest, both wins and loses.
DVD of the week
Se7en
Relentlessly grim serial killer drudgery given surprise happy ending when Goop fraud Gwyneth Paltrow’s head turns up in a box.
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