In a clear attempt to steal Sony’s thunder after the PS5 reveal, Microsoft has announced that the console it has been working on under the name ‘Project Scarlet‘ will officially be known as the ‘Microsoft Xbox Sex-Bastard.’
The revelation will end speculation that the third Xbox iteration – ‘Xbox One’ – would be followed up with the ‘Xbox One 2’, which presumably would have led to the following iteration being called the ‘Xbox One 2, One 2, Testing, One 2.’
“The name ‘Sex-Bastard’ embodies all the values of this console,” explained Xbox CEO Phil Spencer.
“The console is sexy. Profoundly sexy. To be honest, it’s hard to be in the same room as the console without stripping down to your underwear and rubbing yourself against it.
“But it’s also powerful. Incredibly powerful. Whilst I’m not in a position to give out specifications yet, we believe that it could reasonably power a small sun.
“Put all that together and it could only be called one thing – the Xbox Sex-Bastard.”
Fans were excited.
“The Xbox Sex-Bastard! That sounds awesome. I’ll definitely be getting one,” tweeted former British Prime Minister Theresa May.
The Xbox Sex-Bastard currently has no fixed release date, but it is expected that gamers will become aware when it is available for purchase by a powerful sensation in their loins.
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