Sony’s new PlayStation 5 system has been confirmed and already gamers are excited about its powerful new features.
“Cross-planetary play is huge,” declared gaming expert Stewart James.
“Until now, multilayer games have been confined to players all on the same planet. So, if I boot up Fortnite now and my friend boots it up on Rigel-7, we won’t be able to play each other.”
There is, of course, no evidence to suggest that there are people playing PlayStation on any other planet.
“No, but what if NASA were holding back on settling on Mars because they were worried that the astronauts wouldn’t have anyone to play FIFA with.
“Problem solved!”
Of the many other new PS5 features, perhaps the most exciting is the fully-working toilet.
According to the specifications, the new dualshock controller features a dedicated toilet button.
When pushed, a flap at the front of the console will open and a working toilet will automatically unpack itself.
“This gives gamers the opportunity to play playstation from the comfort of their own toilet in the middle of their front room,” explained PlayStation boss Jim Ryan.
Along with cross-planetary play and a fully working toilet, other exciting PS5 features are a nasal controller, tidal sensors and a nice vase.
The PlayStation 5 is set for release at the end of 2020 and will cost far more money than the likes of you could possibly afford.
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