Ah, the weekend. Time to have a go at the garden, go for a walk in the country, or lie on the sofa in your pants eating corn flakes straight from the box wondering if it’s too early to start drinking yet.
Here’s our guide to the wealth of movies available to you while you do so.
Saturday
X-Men: Days of Future Past Film4 18.25
Wolverine travels back in time to make sure his Mum kisses his Dad at Prom.
Angels and Demons Channel 5 21.30
Tom Hanks and his mullet run around Rome explaining things to a sexy, sexy lady.
Tears of the Sun Movies4Men 21.00
Bruce Willis does war whilst pretending to be sad about doing war.
Sunday
Godzilla ITV2 19.40
Angry lizard smashes up Japan in revenge for that Matthew Broderick film in the nineties.
Transformers: Age of Extinction Film4 21.00
Angry toys smash things up and shout at everyone for three hours.
Purgatorial.
The Boy Who Saved Christmas Sony Movie Christmas 15.00
Little boys save Christmas by being nice to a reindeer or something.
Lots of Christmas dreck on now so everyone be careful out there.
New at the cinema this week
Stephen King’s Doctor Sleep
An adaptation of a Stephen King film? What a fresh and original concept. Let us all salute the daring executive who took such a risk.
DVD of the week
A Few Good Men
Jack Nicholson can’t handle the truth…or can he? Find out by watch several hours of nineties people shout at each other.
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